THE TALES OF JO AND JOO'S DRUNKEN DELIGHTS

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his slightly off-kilter palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly animated game of darts, Joo declared he could beat Jo at his own